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  • So Much Nonsense

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    He has published a biography of his friend, John Boyle O'Reilly, three volumes of successful verse, and several other books. 92. Jackson reports, I suppose There are few that surpass a flush hit on the nose. KING JOHN AND THE ABBOT. [an old ENGLISH BALLAD LONG VERY POPULAR.] PERCY RELIQUES An ancient story lie tell you anon Of a notable prince, that was called King John; And he ruled England with maine and with might, For he did gi-eat wrong, and mauitein'd Httle right And He tell you a story, a story so merrye, Concerning the Abbot of Canterburye; How for his house-keeping, and high renowne, They rode poste for him to fair London towne.
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  • Tale of Tales

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    See p. 566. «AXE, JOHN G— Editor of the " Burlmgton Gazette," and Wan- dering Minstrel. Her new collection ‘No Map Could Show Them’ (June 2016) is a Poetry Book Society Recommendation. He was blessed with an amazingly retentive memory. The judges will award a cash prize of $250 plus book publication to the poet of the best collection of poems. Funny 25th anniversary poems can be found on various platforms, such as Jon Bratton's Verses 4. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.—Hank Aaron I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.— Mark Twain They don't hardly make 'em like him any more, but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.―Hunter S.
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  • Boshblobberbosh (Creative Editions)

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    Since all religion he despised, Let these few words suffice. For months still I lingered in hope and in doubt, While her form it grew wasted and thin; But the last dying spark of existence went out. The car rolled forward and crushed him to death." "If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?" "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former." "What do you take me for, an idiot?;" "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." "You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty." "A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice." "I don’t know anything about music.
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  • The Tomato Collection

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    Ah Sin was his name, And I shall not deny In regard to the same What that name might imply; But his smile it was pensive and childlike, As I frequent remarked to Bill Nye. Waddie has also been featured in People, Life, USA Today, Fortune and National Geographic, along with numerous other appearances, performances, articles and books. Publishing Poetry or Self Publishing Poetry. Mem. 'Tis hops that give a bitterness lu beer — Hops grow in Kent, says Whitbividti, and elsewhere, Qucere.
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  • Jamberry

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    Authority over the whole truth plainly is that. Look on my form in armor dight Of steel inlaid with gold; My knees are stiff in iron buckles, Stiff spikes of steel protect my knuckles. These types of poems take the shape of the topic of the poem. This thank you appreciation poem says that words are not enough to tell you how deeply you've touched me. There is no food at this picnic, but we are just getting a taste of poetry. She might make a charming angel (And she will if she is good), But it's doubtful if the change'U Make the Epic understood: Honey-suckling, like a bee she Goes and pillages his sweets, And it's plain enough to see she Worships Keats.
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  • Bisky Bats and Pussy Cats: The Animal Nonsense of Edward

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    Bernie Mac: Chasing Money Won't Lead to Success Next day, quoth his host, " 'Tis a fast, And I've nought in my larder but mutton; And on Fridays who'd make such repast, Except an unchristian-like glutton? " Says Pat, " Cease your nonsense, I beg — What you tell me is nothing but gammon; Take my compliments down to the leg, And bid it come hither a salmon! " And the leg most politely complied. Am—" The King, God bless Mm /" A BASIN of Barley Broth make, make for me; Give those who prefer it, the plain: No matter the broth, so of barley it be, If we ne'er taste a basin again.
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  • There's Always Pooh and Me (Winnie-the-Pooh)

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    In fact there's nothing that keeeps its youth, So far as I know, but a tree and truth. (This is a moral that runs at large; Take it. — You're welcome. — No extra charge.). The water it soon came in, it did; The water it soon came in: So, to keep them dry, they wrapp'd their feet In a pinky paper all folded neat: And they fasten'd it down with a pin. In at each mouth the spirits pass, Distinctly seen as through a glass.
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  • Once Upon A Tomb: Gravely Humorous Verses

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    The author doesn't mean that the touch was literally a lightning strike, but rather that it produced feelings of heightened excitement and charged emotions. But oh! 'tis not a kinsman's hand Can give my heart rehef I Tis not that Janet's false, father, 'Tis not that she's unkind; Though busy flatterers swarm around, I know her constant mind. 'Tis not her coldness, father. The truth before the justices appear'd, And wrong'd James Taylor's character was clear' d.
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  • Wakko

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    And round, and round the chace now goes, The world's alive with fun; And lolls his tired tongue; When as, to force him from his track, An ambush on him sprung. I It 's passing sweet, An absolute treat, When friends, long sever'd by distance, meet — With what warmth and afiection each other they greet! Said the coach to the gals on the stage. ..." As silly and improvisatory as they seem, the stakes are always high; the poet wants to get close to his life, but it's hard for him.
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  • Donde el camino se corta: Nuevos poemas para reirse

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    Narrative Poetry Narrative poetry tells a story, a sequence of connected events. The funny poem sub-topics listed below include many popular topics of funnypoetry. It consists largely of oral or literary works in which language is used in a manner that is felt by its user and audience to differ from ordinary prose. from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. If you feel it a pleasure to talk to the flow'rs About " babble and revel and wine," When you might have been snoring for two or three hours, Why, it's not the least business of mine.