For the first time in a long time, I agree with President Trump. Relax and don’t let Covid-19 ruin your day. After all, it’s no big deal. Let me explain myself. Covid-19 is no big deal if you compare it to The Holocaust. Hitler was a much more efficient killer. Really, Hitler killed millions while Covid-19 has only taken a few hundred thousand, just in the United States. So why worry? Our President doesn’t think you should.
Our President scoffs at wearing masks. After all, he got Covid-19, was treated and “feels better than ever!” So, getting Covid-19 is no big deal. If you get it, he’ll send a helicopter to fly you to Walter Reed Hospital where you’ll receive the best experimental medicine available in the world. You won’t have to worry about getting insurance coverage or prior authorization. The government will pick up the tab, won’t they? So, relax, take it easy and don’t let the virus ruin your day.
Should you worry and take precautions? No! Either you’re going to get sick or you’re not, so why fret! If you get sick, not only will you get a thrilling helicopter ride but you’ll feel better than ever; unless, of course, you die. It is your God given right to die, isn’t it? Stand up for your right to die. Don’t let the government take away your rights. Screw wearing a mask.
While you’re standing up for your right to die, shouldn’t you have the right to infect your family, friends and co-workers? Apparently, the President thinks you should. President Trump is fighting for your rights and to prove his point he’s nailed his wife (can you blame him, most men I know would like to nail her) and others in government. Support your President. Take off your mask and nail your wife, your neighbor’s wife and those close to you. Treat them to a helicopter ride, a steroid high and a chance to meet the Lord.
No other President in our country’s history has been so selfless and reassuring so why are so many people attacking him? It’s those damn Democrats and their insistence on following the science that is behind this smear campaign.
Stand up and be counted. Number 211,668 step up to the pearly gates and pick up your mask. The winner of this week’s “most infected contacts” contest will get a free trip to hell.
Here’s your music and a joke.
People are making end of the world jokes, like there’s no tomorrow.
Looks like the end of the world…
Is also made in China.
