SEX PART TWO

I must be boring you.  My readership is way down.  As stated before, the one topic that increases my readership is sex.  So, what facet of sex do you want to read about today?  How about senior sex since most of my readers are older than sixty.

Sex in the 70s usually goes like this:

Husband – “Fuck you.”

Wife – “No, fuck you!”

After five minutes of back and forth FUs, the couple finally reach a climax, husband yelling FU until exhausted, wife retiring to her room to calm down. 

Unfortunately, it’s no joke.  Most of our generation is suffering from hormonal and physiologic changes which cause all kind of problems.  Most of our generation are uncomfortable discussing anything about sex. 

Oh, you thought this was going to be a scientific discussion.  What do you want to know about?  If you have a topic you’d like to explore, write me or simply do an internet search.  As usual, the internet is full of information and products to sell you. 

There are pills to increase the males’ ejaculate, erection, orgasmic pleasure.  There are pills to prolong both the male and female sexual experience.  There are all sorts of toys for girls and boys.

There are pictures and movies portraying every sort of sex act you could conjure up in your mind and some you couldn’t imagine.  There are men who dress like women, men who are women and every permutation of the sexes imaginable.  Is any of it normal?  Is all of it normal?  Is normal up to the individual?  Is normal up to society?

Some things are for sure.  Orgasms are healthy.  Orgasms are for procreation.  Orgasms are for recreation. Orgasms are free (usually).  Orgasms are misunderstood.  Counseling is available but seldom used. 

It’s time to change our attitude and discuss our problems.

Here’s you joke for today:

How is life like toilet paper?

You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

Mirror: “You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get seven years of bad luck!”

Condom: “Hahaha… (Condom walks off laughing)”

Here’s a link to a great site.

49 Best Inappropriate, NSFW, Dirty Adult Jokes To Tell Everyone In 2021 (scarymommy.com)

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